mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

(via 07-07-10)

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

(via wellhellojoe)

someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore

(Source: ccolf, via 07-07-10)

notahoe:

there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds 

(via 07-07-10)

pastthemoonandthestars:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it

(Source: rivercourts, via rickyhorrorsaveslives)